Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Fantasy Menu V 2.0 updated!

"The Hot Ring" (kirk/rita)
one well done cooked pattie soaked in jalepeno juice with extra jalepenos on a toasted bun
(add hot sauce where available. or BYOB hot sauce)
AKA The Ring O' Fire or The Johnny Cash Special

"The Twin Towers Before" (jimbo) two, 20x20's stacked high side by side.
"The Twin Towers After" (jimbo) A tray covered with a mixture of burnt and regular fries, then all other (non-liquid) ingredients chopped up and thrown on top, and topped off with condiments squirted in random piles for added effect.
AKA- World Trade Center and Ground Zero

"Murder Victim"
(kirk)
Put all the ingredients of a double double animal style into the bag and then, holding it closed, hit the bag on the counter several times, add ketchup, then seal with the original bag tie. served on a bed of yesterdays lettuce with a broken fork.
variations:
The Body Bag: use a black trash bag instead of the clear bun bag. serve on a clean chilled food tray.
The CSI: serve with a fresh set of sealed to-go utensils and stack of napkins.

"Burritos"
(kirk)
roll buns out flat and grill them to make tortillas. chop up tomatoes, peppers, onions and salt (pico de gallo) mix it with patties cooked with peppers and onions(carne asada), add some cheese
roll ingredients into "tortilla" and enjoy.

"Asian Lettuce Wraps" (kirk)
finely chopped veggies and thinly sliced fries/potatoes, mixed with shredded lettuce chopped patty pieces grilled lightly in beef juices (grease) and lots of salt.
drizzle cooked beef juices over veggie meat mixture and serve with full leaves of lettuce and secret sauce for dipping.

"Donuts"
(badmouth forum)
roll bun into a dough ball, deep fry and top with choco shake syrup and/or sugar.

"Donut Burger" (kirk)
coat bun in sugar and deep fry (like "donuts") then make burger of your choice with the donut buns.

"Dirty Sanchez"
(kirk)
2 patties x 4 cheese with peppers and extra grilled onions on a burger with no lettuce.

"Hash Browns" (kirk)
fries smashed on the grill and grilled and then fried in the fryer.

"Brown Eye"(kirk)
Burger with "hash browns" in it.

"onion rings"(kirk)
deeo fried onions instead of grilled

"rodeo style"(kirk)
add onion rings to any burger

"mustard style" (kirk)
mustard cooked burger. with extra pickles and mustard. with lettuce.

"hot carl"(kirk)
mustard style with peppers.

"grandma's meatloaf" (kirk)
ketchup cooked patty with ketchup and grilled onions"

"Road Kill" (kirk and In & Out dude)
Animal Fries, with chopped pattie, covered in ketchup.

"Leather Style" (jimbo)
well done burger (possibly even burnt) and extra toasted bun

"LeatherFace"(jimbo/kirk)
leather style with ketchup and cheese (served with a knife)

"Spuds Macenzie"(kirk)
grilled cheese with fries

"Sloppy Joe" (kirk/In & Out dude)
Chopped up meat grilled onions and secret sauce.

"DIY style"(jimbo)
Everything on the side. Can be ordered with any burger

"The Twins" (jimbo)
A Double Double Split open and open faced. one patty and cheese on each half ot the bun

"big fish eats little fish"(jimbo)
double double with a regular cheese burger in between the Meat of the double double

"siamese twins"(kirk/jimbo)
the big fish/little fish served open faced

"the Tim Taylor" (kirk)
4 open packets of artificial sweetener served with plastic utensils and a straw.

"frogs on a pad" (jimbo)
A flying dutchman with pickles on top

"The Two Face" (jimbo)
A burger with everything on half, and nothing but burger and bun on the other

"heart attack special" (kirk)
5 x 10. 5 patties 10 cheese, 2 for each pattie. with extra mayo.

"guerra del corazón especial"(kirk)
heart attack special with peppers and onions

"BIG FOOT"(kirk)
4 X 4 animal style with peppers fries and no lettuce.

"cheese volcano burger" (jimbo)
a double double covered with 3 cheese slices and melted on the top of the bun.

"The Present"(jimbo)
fries wraped in a lettuce leaf with a tomato on top to hold the lettuce down

"sticks in the mud" (jimbo)
Frys with Chocolate shake on top (Dine-In Only)

"atkins sucks! style"(jimbo)
2 sets of (4) buns on any burger.

"The Poop Fry"(In & Out dude)
chopped up meat patty, chopped tomatoes + cheese, peppers and grilled onion on fries.
he said they make this.

"Sourdough Bacon Swiss" (kirk)
inside out toasted buns with one patty mustard cooked extra well done,
second patty med well. with mayonayse tomato and grilled onions.

"Hemmoroids"(kirk)
deep fried burger chunks with ketchup or strawberry syrup

"Lincon Logs" (jimbo)
4x4 with frys between each layer

"zombie fingers"(kirk)
french fries rolled in katchup then deep fried.

"twigs & berries"(kirk)
burnt patty chopped up with chopped up fries and grilled onions

"Swamp Style" (jimbo)
2- cheese burgers stuffed in a cup filled with Coke

"Monte Cristo" (kirk)
A double double with grilled onions deep fried, sprinkled with sweet & low and drizzled with strawberry shake syrup. (yum)

"beef and chips"(jimbo)
hamburger meat cut in to strips searved with fries.

"fish n chips"(jimbo/kirk)
beef and chips, with mayo on the beef and extra salt on the fries.

"turds" (kirk)
strips of burger deep fried served with condiments on the side for dipping.

"golden nuggets" (kirk)
a variation of turds. strips of burger coated heavily with mustard and deep fried. served with mustard.

"dead man's bed" (jimbo)
10x10 served on a bed of frys animal style

"ronald style" (kirk)
one patty, med. cheese ketchup, mustard, pickle and chopped raw onion.
smashed all together after its made

"the big mick" (kirk)
3 buns (on in the middle) 2 meat 2 cheese with secret sauce and mayo, chopped onions pickles and lettuce.
again, smashed all together after its made

"Fried Ice Cream" (kirk)
milk shake poured into a bed of toasted bun crumbs, rolled and flash deep fried. served in a small cup 1/4 filled with chilled strawberry shake syrup.

"chocolate cow-tail" (In & Out dude)
chocolate shake and coke (its pretty good)

"French Cocktail" (kirk)
any shake with french fries in it.

"Pina Colada" (kirk)
Root Beer, Dr. Pepper, and Orange soda with vanilla ice cream and 10 sweet & low packets

"the abortion" (kirk)
Strawberry soda with vanilla ice cream floating in it. like a rootbeer float but with strawberry soda (where available).

"Cremesicle" (kirk)
Orange soda with vanilla shake

"Sourpuss"(kirk)
lemon juice from the Ice Tea Lemons with ice and lemon zest.

"The Quesadilla"(kirk)
just 3x cheese and peppers on a bun. smashed into the grill while cooking.

"the stay at home dad"(kirk)
2x cheese on an inside out bun, coated with mayo on the outside and toasted with chesse inside.

"the latch-key kid"(kirk)
cheese on bun, not melted.

"Gazpacho"
(kirk)
vanilla milkshake with salt, ketchup and chopped tomatoes blended.

"Fondue"
(kirk)
small cup filled with melted cheese. served with fries or cut up bun pieces.

"Time O' The Month" (kirk)
a double burger, no cheese, open faced with ketchup poured on top.
served covered with napkins.


"custard filled donut" (kirk)
2 top buns with middles carved out, filled with mayonaise and put back together.

"jelly filled donut" (kirk)
like the custard filled but with ketchup instead of mayo.

"lemon filled donut" (kirk)
like the custard filled but with mustard instead of mayo.

"onion dippers"(kirk)
thick raw uncooked onion wedges served with secret sauce for dipping.

"pickle dippers"(kirk)
whole raw pickles with sauce for dipping.

"yogourt with granola"(kirk)
small drink cup filled with mayo and extra well done fries and burnt beef pieces.

"mustard roll"
(kirk)
lettuce leaves with mustard rolled up inside.

"baked potato"(kirk)
whole potato peeled & deep fried untill cooked. served split open with chopped onions and cheese and cooked burger pieces served in a paper wrapper.

"lemon merange pie"(kirk)
2 buns toasted. served in a fry container topped with mayo and mustard mixed drizzled with lemon juice.

"carrot sticks"(kirk)
raw uncooked fries soaked in ketchup rinsed and then served

"stinking apple" (kirk)
whole peeled uncooked onion.

"onion fries"(kirk)
onion cut into fries with the french fry thing and then deep fried

"BYOB"(kirk/In & Out dude)
'bring your own bacon' if you bring your own toppings, not just bacon they will put it on for you.(In & Out dude said its been done)

"the scab"(kirk)
plain patty ketchup cooked on top of mayo

"meat on hand"(kirk)
plain patty served into your hand. no wrapping.

"steak tar-tar"(kirk)
uncooked patty on a bed of lettuce and secret sauce.
(not FDA approved)

"for later"(kirk)
any of the standard menu items wrapped bagged and frozen ready for you to take home and reheat any time. just say "for later" when you order. for secret and fantasy menu items call ahead.

"Monkey Fries"
(kirk)
potato cut into 4ths lengthwise soaked in mustard and fried.

"lobotomy"(kirk)
4x6 xtra toasted, animal style with peppers served cut in half with a fork. and a straw stuck in the top. suggested to BYOB on this one.

"Aunt Irma's toes"(rita)
Underdone fries with ketchup on the tips

"Ring toss"(rita)
Single burger all the way, impaled with tall fries, served with raw rings of onion.

"Mr Clean" (rita)
4 patties, plain, no top bun

"Strawberry Fields"(rita)
On the Sal with strawberry shake syrup

"The Pearl Necklace" (rita)
small cup with burger chunks, cheese, grilled onions with mayo on the rim

"The Santa Clause" (rita)
kids menu
2x2 with accompanying boats of ketchup and mayo for deep dipping

"The Treasure Chest"(rita) kids menu
chopped grilled onions, "gold nuggets" and diced fries in a "chest" (2 fry boats)
comes with pirate hat*
*pirate hat is a paper In & Out hat

"Have A Nice Day Burger"(rita)
kids menu
mustard cooked patty open faced with ketchup smiley

"The IceMan"(rita)
patties served atop ice in a fry boat

"USS Titanic"(kirk/rita)
a patty under ice water in a drink cup

"Macy's Day Parade" (rita)
paper lined serving tray with 5 patties in a row, dressed, with confetti breadcrumbs from the bun bag tossed over. Dine-In only.


PBJ:(rita)
(pickle bun juice) 2 patties soaked in pickle juice, then cooked med. with extra pickles, served on a toasted pickle soaked bun.

"Crimson and Clover"(rita)
plain burger, lettuce and ketchup only

"The Hand Grenade" (rita)
Whole peeled potato encased in large raw onion rings, deep fried and served with a boat of special sauce

"Jenna Jamison" (kirk/rita)
openfaced 2x2 with mayo squirted all over

"Prom Queen" (kirk/rita)
a Jenna Jamison with ketchup added.


"red wing special" (kirk/rita)
double burger open faced with a mound of ketchup hidden by fries in the middle of the two patties. served with extra napkins.

"The Short Bus"(rita)
10x10 with mayo


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